Big Balls
by Ryan Corrigan

It was just another day on my bmx bike . I had been staying with some friends in Betlhem PA. for a couple weeks just riding the trails
> (jumps).  The jumps were pretty standard
> about five in a row and down a slight hill.
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> peddling at the first jump when before I knew it
> my peddles just stopped moving, my chain had
> gotten on top of my sprocket and came to a
> complete stop. Since my legs had quit moving
> something had to give and this is when my torso
> went into my handle bars and my crotch straight
> in to my stem (what holds that bars) flipping me
> over into the take off of the first jump giving
> me a little bump to my head. Once I picked myself
> up I could feel my balls getting bigger by the
> moment. {NO don't where a cup or usually any
> other pads when I ride, it is about fun, not
> battle.] The first thing I did was look at my
> legs for any blood running down them, None, good.
> Then I dropped my pants for a real inspection.
> Whoa I thought as I saw about a two inch gash
> where my wiener connects to my body, it was not
> bleeding much, that was not the worst part
> though. My balls were still getting bigger by the
> moment and it did not feel good. I was still
> trying to convince myself it was all right and
> even gave a half hearted attempt to yell for my
> friends at the bottom of the hill. They never
> heard me. For about five minutes I stood there
> alone looking at my growing sac trying to freak
> out. Finally once a friend came back up and asked
> me what was up I just looked at him and pointed
> to my crotch and asked "Is this bad?" I got a
> very serious yes and then another friend walked
> up and simply said one of the best lines I have
> ever heard, "yo, your nuts are cut, we're going
> to the hospital." With that we were off. About
> five hours later I walked out in paper clothes
> and a $2,000 bill and six stitches across the the
> base of my ding-a-ling. I then got to tell my
> friends about all the fun in the hospital with
> catheters and fingers in my booty and even an
> ultra sound on my balls. The best one being the
> catheter where they shot all this fluid in me to
> see if I had any leaks in my urethra, luckily I
> did not.&nbsp; The next two weeks I walked like a
> cowboy that had a grapefruit for a package. I
> even ended up at some awful college party where
> my friends tried&nbsp; bet college dudes that my
> balls where the biggest. The best was about ten
> days into where sat on friends toilet removing
> the stitches one by one myself instead of paying
> the money for a doctor to do. Which the original
> doc even said "I am not telling you to take these
> out yourself but all you do is cut them and pull
> them on out, It is a lot easier than paying 75 or
> 100 bucks." Thanks DR.</DIV>
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> I hope you enjoy and can use this. my name is
> Ryan Corrigan by the way.