A Public Service Announcement
By UNKNOWN

Public Service Announcement
Did you know that if you have a party on Memorial Day from 10am from 2am with 25-30 different people ages ranging from 2 years to 50 there a horrible thing that you can inflict on your friends and family members called Faliculitious. fa-lick-u-lye-tus

Now see I'm not an owner of a Hot Tube so these are facts that I "The Guest" never knew. If you don't shock your hot tub every hour on the hour....you could very well induce Faliculitious onto your friends and family. Let me tell you, it aint pretty....103 fever...bumps the size of quarters ALL over and here the best part...there's no medicine...you just have to ride it out and hope to God that the pain will subside. within 48 hours myself and 15 of my friends were in the hospital in tears thinking we were about to bite the big one. Even worse the health department had to come out and inspect the hot tub.

So with the Summer Holidays coming up...if you have a party and it's your first year with a hot tub.....shock the bad boy every chance you get.........the illness is caused by more or less basking in bacteria that had been brewing all day. It aint fun, and your friends will never want to party with you ever again. Just the other day I was invited over for a party to the house that the unforgivable act was inflicted...and I said to my friends...Well I'm not really in the mood for nice glass of Faliculitious, but thanks anyway. No horrible discredit to those folks it was an all day event with 30 of there family members and they had no clue that you had to shock that often, and our stupid asses assumed they did.

So golden summer time rule to follow, Hot Tubs=Crock Pot of Yuck!