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By Lauren Summers

so i have an incredibly painful (and looking back, very funny) injury
story. i'm not sure if i go into the details now or just let you know that
this story exits. but the main story is that i jumped off a roof of a one
story apartment building. i landed very badly, and fortunately not in the
pile of dog crap that was about a foot away. this happened almost three years
ago in montreal within 24 hours of our arrival on our fun road-trip vacation.
so my friends and i had to deal with all this french stuff and nasty clinic
workers. we spent 10 hours in the ER where they gave me demerol. this
made me hear conversations that were not taking place in any shape or form.
Iwas told that not only did i break my fibula, the bones in my ankle were
forced over about an inch. so i was hoisted on a plane and flown back to
maryland, all drugged up, much to the embarrassment of my parents. i had surgery
in which a metal plate and 7 pins were placed. anyways, i saw the little
ad on the ottobar page and thought my little story might be amusing to
others...