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By Stella

I was visitng Austin Texas, on a boat with my boyfriend and
best friend & some other jerks, when the jerks say "feel like going to
an area where people like to party?". "Yeah...sure" we replied. Little
did we know we were being taken to hippie hollow, where aging hippies
bared their soles and their all to anyone in sight. Nasty! We decided
to keep our bikinis on and go swimming. Afterwards, getting back onto
the boat, I rammed my knee against the stationary prop, slicing through
several layers of skin and colors to my bone. Hippies rushed to my
aid, and one called out "where's Betty? Betty!". Lo and behold a hot
blond topless woman in her forties rolls up and checks out my situation.
" I'm a registered nurse darlin, I work in emergency rooms and you need
stiches! I have kit with me, I'll go get it" Well know....I found
myself in a situation I could not walk away from. I proceeded to
anesthetize myself with rum on the rocks, while this old guy swung his package
in my grill, trying to comfort me. Nurse Betty came back with her kit,
and along with her naked assistant, proceeded to expertly sew up my
knee. I was trashed & delirous and we finally drove away in the boat, but
I do remember a glorious surreal moment, when what seemed like an ocean
of hippie nudekins waving goodbye and wishing me well. I'll never go
back to that hell hole again, but God Bless them, every one.