Laugh along with the victims of broken legs, a partial colon removal, the nightmare of having all your teeth pulled, and a "smashing" ride with a wild horse. It's so much fun, you'll want to wash your hands after each read!

Monozine 1 1994 $2 plus $1 postage

The germs keep spreading with great stories of pain and suffering. Learn what kind of hilarious hell urethritis, pleurisy and chicken pox can be. and just why are doctor's offices so damn ugly? Lots of pictures and answers to medical questions you've probably never wondered about. Every page will gross you out just a little more.

RELAPSE Monozine 2 1995 $2 plus $1 postage

It may hurt to laugh, but these tales are just too much fun. Read all about those who boldly admit to eating maggot infested raisins, puncturing their litle noggin' with an old nail, depression, puking, and the loving tale of a boy and his enema. Oh Baby! One read through this and your eyes will burn for days!

SICKBED Monozine 3 1995 $2 plus $1 postage

Compilation of stories from around the world of the worst pain ever encountered. Great stories like "A Burning Ring of Fire, and Then Some," "Fire Penis" and the hilarious comic "As Long as You Pay Your Rent." Other tales include car accidents, medical testing and unbelievable stories about love, swimming pool drains and what NOT to do with quick-drying cement. So funny, you'll puke. honest.

EASY TO SWALLOW Monozine 4 1996 $3 plus $1 postage

The ongoing collection of agony from generous contributors world-wide. Less poop, more pain! If bummy ass and prostatitus doesn't arouse you, fear not - there's plenty more anatomical fun. Fist fights, tapeworms, hypochondria and yes . testicular torsion! The biggest and best issue yet. Tons of pictures and useful information, too. One of these days you'll need to know this stuff.

GROUP THERAPY Monozine 5 1997 $3 plus $1 postage

SOLD OUT! The hilariously disgusting zine of illness returns, with a concept issue to celebrate the new issue six. Compiling stories from the root of all evil, this issue is all about rock music. Bands like Fugazi, Superchunk, Pansy Division, Mudhoney, Shellac, New Bomb Turks, Nashville Pussy and DOZENS more share their tales of physical discomfort, in what can only be described as the first NON-Music, music magazine. If the musicians participating don't impress you, the stories they share should. Only those possessed could tell stories so bizarre. You can't stop the Rock 'n' Roll. just clean up after it.

Monozine 6 1999 $4 plus $1 postage

I wish I could say it's all together different, but it's just more of the most disturbingly fantastic stories off illness imaginable. Electrocutions, gunshots, bad acid trips and an unfortunate run to the border are only scratching the surface of this collection. It'll have you passing out from compulsive laughter by page 4. guaranteed.

THE UNLUCKY ISSUE Monozine 7 2000 $4 plus $1 postage

A good idea at the time- this hilarious, cassette only release interviews nursery school children to find out exactly what THEY think being sick is all about!